It’s my life, it’s now or never

tulisan ini saya dapatkan dari blognya kang gilang katanya beliau dapat dari temannya.

Kalau kang gilang senyum-senyum sendiri, saya ngakak-ngakak sendiri di warnet.

1. Versi Jawa

Enemy at the Gates — Musuhe Wis Tekan Gapuro
Die Another Day — Modare Ojo Saiki
Die Hard — Matine Angel
Die Hard II — Matine Angel Tenan
Die Hard III With A Vengeance — Kowe Kok Ra Mati-Mati To?
Die Hard IV (Die) – Jan Tenanan, Arep Mati Kok Angel Tenan
Bad Boys — Bocah-Bocah Elek
Catwoman – Kucing Wedok
Man of Fire — Wong Lanang Kesumuken
No Way Back — Ora Iso Mulih (kesasar to?)

Just Married – Mantenan
Red Eye — Matane Abang (klilipan opo?)
Casino Royale – Togel Akeh Duite
The Hoax — Ngapusi
Harry Potter – Harry Dodol
Pot Lost in Space — Ilang Neng Awang-awang
X-Men — Wong Lanang Saru
X-Men 2 — Wong Lanang Saru Tenan
Cheaper by the Dozen — Tuku Selusin Luwih Murah
Paycheck — Kasbon
Independence Day — Pitulasan
There is Something About Marry — Meri Ono Apa-Apane
Silence of the Lamb — Wedhuse Mutung
All The Pretty Horses — Jarane Ayu-Ayu
Planet of the Apes — Planete Wong Apes
Gone in Sixty Second — Minggat Sakcepete
Original Sin — Dosa Tenanan
The Abyss — Entek-Entekan
Deja Vu — Pangling
Seabiscuit — Klethikan Neng Laut
Terminator — Terminal Montor
How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days — Piye Carane Megat Lanangan Mung 10 Dino
Lord Of The Ring — Pedagang Akik
Deep Impact — Ngantem Njero
Million Dollar Baby — Babi Regone Sayuto
Blackhawk Down — Manuk Ireng Kenek Bedhil
Saving Private Ryan — Ngelesi Privat Mas Ryan (pancene goblog tenan opo?)
Gone With The Wind — Wes Ewes Ewes, Bablas Angine
Because I Said So — Dikandani Kok Ngeyel Temen Sih
Superman — Gatot Koco

2. Versi Sunda

Saving Private Ryan – Nulungan si Rian
Enemy At The Gate – Musuh Ngajedog di Pager
Die Hard – Teu Paeh-Paeh
Die Hard II – Can Paeh Keneh
Die Hard III With A Vengeance – Nya’an euy Hese Pisan Paehna
Bad Boys – Leutik-leutik legeg
Rocky – Osok Neunggeulan Batur
Rain Man – Lalaki Cicing di Bogor
Here’s Something About Marry – Ari Ceu Meri Teh Kunaon?
Mission Impossible – Moal Bisa
Titanic – Tilelep
Paycheck – Nganjuk Heula
Reign of Fire – Beubeuleuman
Original Sin – Tara Ka Mesjid
Sleepless In Seattle – Cenghar Di Ciateul
Silence of The Lambs – Embe Pundung
Ghost – Jurig Kasep
Bad Boys – Budak Baong
Are We There Yet? – Lila Teuing Nepina Euy?
Home Alone – Tinggaleun
Casablanca – Mengkol Ti Sudirman
Gone In Sixty Seconds – Indit Siah Kaditu!
The Awakening – Hudang Sare
After The Sunset – Tereh Maghrib
The End of Days – Se’ep Waktosna

3. Versi Minang

1 Enemy at the Gates — Lah tibo lawan di pintu…
2 Batman Forever — Kalalauang
3 Remember the Titans — Lai Takana jo si Titan
4 The Italian Job — Karajo maliang
5a Die Hard — Payah matinyo
5b Die Hard II — Alun Juo Mati Lai…?
5c Die Hard III With A Vengeance — Ondeh Mandeh.. ndak juo mati mati doh…?
6 Bad Boys — Anak Kalera
7 Sleepless in Seattle — Mangantuak..
8 Lost in Space — Ilang di awang awang
9 Brokeback Mountain — Gunuang patah tulang
10 Cheaper by Dozens — Bali salusin tambah murah..
11 You’ve got Mail — Ado surek tuh ha…
12 Paycheck — Pitih Gaji
13 Independence Day — Hari Rayo
14 The Day After Tomorrow — Saisuak
15 Die Another Day — Ndak kini matinyo..?
16 There is Something About Marry — Manga si Merry yo..?
17 Silence of the Lamb — Kambiang pangambok
18 All The Pretty Horses — Kudonyo rancak-rancak
19 Planet of the Apes — Planet Siamang
20 Gone in Sixty Seconds — Barangkek lah waang Lai
21 Original Sin — Sabana-bana doso…
22 Mummy Returns — Lah Baliak si One tadi..?
23 Crash — Balago kambiang
24 Copycat — Kopi Kuciang
25 Seabiscuit — Makan Biskuit di Lauik
26 Freddy vs Jason — Bacakak
27 Just in Heaven — Lah di Surgo
28 Air Bud — aia si Budi
29 How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days — Baa caronyo manyipak urang..
30 Lord Of The Ring — Juragan batu cincin
31 Deep Impact — Taraso dalamnyo
32 Million Dollar Baby — Anak Rangkayo
33 Blackhawk Down — Buruang itam si Don
34 Saving Private Ryan — Mahagia les ka si Ryan
35 Dumb and Dumber — Pakak jo sabana Pandia..

4. Versi Batak

1.Drunken Master = Parmitu
2.Any Given Sunday=Marminggu Hamu Fuang
3.The Gift = Durung-Durung
4.Run Away Jury = Martabuni Ho Tulang
apa lagi, yah…? bentar, aku lagi mikir-mikir. . mmmhhhh…
5.Step Mom= Inang Panirang-Nirangan
6.Lion King = Sisingamangaraja
7.Beautiful Mind = Nipi Nama i
8.Mr. & Mrs. Smith = Smith Dohot Oroan na.
9.Rest In Peace = Dison Do Maradian (bah, judul film apa pulak ini
hehehe…)